The Crazy Bears - Jokes & Puzzles

The Odd One
Look carefully at pictures in each row to see which is the odd one out.

JOKES

Which hand do you write with?
-I don't. I use a pencil.

My food tastes funny.
-Then why aren't you laughing?

What has a bottom at the top?
-Your legs.

What kind of table has no legs?
-A multipication table.

Did you hear the one about the pencil?
-Yea, it was pointless.

What kind of test does a bird take?
-An eggzam.

Why are rubbish men so unhappy?
-Because they spend so much time in the dumps.

Who earns a living by driving his customers away?
-A Taxi driver.

How can you tell the difference between a can of dog food and a can of cat food?
-Read the labels.

Knock Knock
-Who's there?
HOWL
-Howl Who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?

What wears shoes but has no feet?
-The Pavement.

What's the strongest kind of bird in the world?
-A Crane.

What kind of cats like to go bowling?
-Alley Cats.

How does a flea get where he's going?
-Itch-hiking.